GRAEME Swann phoned into an Australian radio station pretending to be his former England teammate Kevin Pietersen — and completely destroyed him.

    SHE’S the baddest woman on the planet but Australia’s never had a glimpse of her in the flesh. That might be about to change.

    THIS was supposed to be the off-season Matthew Dellavedova got paid, the summer the breakout star secured his long-term financial future.

    AUSSIE quick Mitchell Starc has accused England of not knowing what they’re doing ahead of the third Test, and new evidence suggests he’s right.

    AUSTRALIAN guard Matthew Dellavedova, whose gritty play won fans worldwide during the NBA Finals, has re-signed with the Cleveland Cavaliers.

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    Brownlow Dinner with the Coodabeens

    The Coodabeen Champions return to the Members Dining Room to host the ever popular annual Brownlow Dinner.

    With their unique mixture of football banter and satirical song-writing, topped off with role-playing genius, a hilarious night in sure to entail!

    Members and their guests will enjoy a three-course meal and beverages, along with entertainment and live crosses to the live Brownlow coverage throughout the night.

    Members are entitled to bring up to four guests to this function.

    Due to overwhelming popularity of this function, a ballot will be conducted to give all members a fair chance of attending.

    Registrations will be taken from 9.00am on Tuesday August 5 until 5.00pm on Thursday August 7.

    Date: Monday, September 22, 2014
    Time: 7:00 pm for 7:30 pm
    Location: Members Dining Room
    Dress: Jacket and tie and equivalent standard for women.
    Cost: $120.00 members

    $140.00 guests
    Sorry, Bookings are now closed for this function.