JOSE Mourinho’s latest weapon against match officials is sarcasm, using it to great effect after Chelsea’s shock loss to Sunderland.

HAD Dylan Tombides’ life continued on its intended path, he would be the young player Socceroos fans would be salivating over on the way to Brazil.

RETIRED Socceroos keeper Mark Schwarzer became Chelsea's oldest ever Premier League player, but the milestone match didn’t exactly go to plan.

OWEN Wright’s love/hate relationship with Bells Beach has continued, but this time the Aussie surfer left the water elated and in pain.

AUSTRALIAN driver Mark Webber will start from sixth place on the grid in his first full race since retiring from Formula One last year.

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Dining Availability update

Bookings for the Members Dining Room, when open, are accepted via this website or phone on (03) 9657 8888 until 5pm, the day following the registration open date.

Should bookings exceed capacity, a ballot will be conducted and members will be advised of the outcome of their booking in the week of the registration period.

2014 AFL Home and Away Season

Round

Teams

Date

Members Dining Room

Melbourne v Gold Coast SUNS  Apr 20  Space remains. Please phone the club to make a booking (9657 8888).
Geelong Cats v Hawthorn  Apr 21 

Booked out

Collingwood v Essendon  Apr 25 

Booked out

Melbourne v Sydney Swans  Apr 26 

Register here  

Richmond v Hawthorn  Apr 27 

Register here  

Carlton v Collingwood  May 2 

Registrations open Monday April 21 at 9.00am.

Register here 

Hawthorn v St Kilda  May 3 

Registrations open Monday April 21 at 9.00am.

Register here  

Geelong Cats v Richmond May 4 

Registrations open Monday April 21 at 9.00am.

Register here

When registrations exceed capacity of the Members Dining Room, the club may have access to other dining facilities. Members unsuccessful in the ballot will be offered priority access to attractive dining packages in these rooms.

Should any space remain in the Members Dining Room following the ballot registration period, registrations will re-open at 9.00am the next day.