JOSE Mourinho’s latest weapon against match officials is sarcasm, using it to great effect after Chelsea’s shock loss to Sunderland.

HAD Dylan Tombides’ life continued on its intended path, he would be the young player Socceroos fans would be salivating over on the way to Brazil.

RETIRED Socceroos keeper Mark Schwarzer became Chelsea's oldest ever Premier League player, but the milestone match didn’t exactly go to plan.

OWEN Wright’s love/hate relationship with Bells Beach has continued, but this time the Aussie surfer left the water elated and in pain.

AUSTRALIAN driver Mark Webber will start from sixth place on the grid in his first full race since retiring from Formula One last year.

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Seat Saving

Seats must not be saved for latecomers. Attendants are authorised to remove coats, rugs and other paraphernalia used to reserve seats for patrons not in attendance.

Once a seat has been occupied it may, of course, be reserved temporarily while patrons are absent from their seat for reasonable purposes.

It is not practical to have staff on hand in all areas throughout the Reserve to police this regulation, so we ask that you and your guests observe the spirit of fair play.

If you observe any abuse of this regulation, please report the matter to the nearest staff member. Please do not take up the issue yourself.