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    Grand Final Eve Luncheon

    Aug 09, 2013

    While the Committee Room and Members Dining Room are booked out for the traditional Grand Final Eve Luncheon on Friday September 27, additional space is now available on the mezzanine level of the Long Room.

    The all-inclusive package includes a three-course lunch and three-and-a-half-hour beverage package comprising beer, wine, sparkling and soft drinks.

    A cash bar will operate post-lunch in the Percy Beames Bar from 3.00pm to 4.00pm.

    Members are welcome to bring guests. The normal Long Room dress regulations apply.

    Cost is $102 per adult ($66 for children aged 13-17).

    There will be no parking available underneath the stadium. Access for all attendees will be on foot via Gate 2.

    To book, please phone club on (03) 9657 8888.